IF YOU SEE ANYTHING DO EVERYTHING
Jesus fucking shitsnacks.
IN A MASON JAR
Seriously, This is the shit I was talking about earlier. People need to chiiiiiiiiillllll. Anything to sell some papers though right? Scare the shit out of a few people.
Holy crap, I just realized: automobiles are multi-thousand-pound kinetic kill weapons of mass destruction! Anybody with a car could go on a rampage and kill dozens of people in seconds!
Next time you see somebody driving a car REPORT THEM. Better safe than sorry, right?
And knives! Every kitchen has these deadly weapons. What’s to stop a crazy person from just stabbing everybody in the face?! Better report anyone who goes into a kitchen.
Or GERMS. The whole world’s covered in germs, which could — under the right circumstances — KILL YOU.
Man, I’m putting 911 on speed-dial.